For Laughs and Giggles

Here are some quotes that made my day:

"I'm as country as they come. You cut me, I bleed gravy." - Gentleman at my job

"Son, I've been dating since Chlamydia was a first name." - $#*! My Dad Says

"You keep pushing eventually it comes out the other way." - $#*! My Dad Says

"Guess that makes me the magical black friend, uh?" - guess this is funnier in context. Oh well :)

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